Wei Xiong’s Birthday

From Drop Box

I realized when people MSN me, they call me “Siao Char Bo” instead of “Hi Jaymee/Fengyun”. “Siao Char Bo” is now the new replacement for the proper greeting. Oh well…

Meet up with Teck Yong, Alvin and Wei Xiong to celebrate Wei Xiong‘s birthday which falls on the 1st June.

We went to Turf City – Chong Pang for steamboat! Wooohoooo! Finally a decent steamboat for me because the last time I went, I wasn’t in the mood for that. =[ But I didn’t eat too much because I hate food that’s too oily. Oh man, I should have taken a picture of the OIL on the hot plate. LOL.

Anyways, after the dinner we went back to JP for our movie, Terminator Salvation @ 2140hrs. After the movie, we head home liao. Not gonna update so much because there isn’t much to update anyways. Haha. Gd nite people, I am just so sleepy now.

H1N1

Wash Your Hands Too

I dowan you to touch me baby
You go toilet nair wash hand right?

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
You don’t want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body your body your body

H1N1 is confirm no fun
Be careful where you go, US or Mexico
If you have temperature that mean you got fever
Don’t just take honey, this flu is not farny

Maybe it’s time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather, must bring ther-mo meter
Stick it in your armpit or down there!

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Though the level is yellow
Don’t be dirty fellow
You better wash your body your body your body

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body your body your body

I know you use finger, don’t let the smell linger
I know you dig gold, and wipe on some pole
You scratch your backside, and think you can hide
You play your below, take ice from my Milo

Maybe it’s time to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don’t be a spreader, we stay clean together
We’ll pick the kutus from each other’s hair!

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
If you think you’re infected
Don’t blur block go Orchard
Don’t pass to somebody somebody somebody

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They dowan your body your body your body

Back in the days when we only took a bath monthly now
Looking at you I feel, as sick Kim Jong Ill
Your breath smell like kimchi, you see
There’s no vaccine eugene
Go wash your body
Your body your body, wash your hands too

This is the song by Mr. Brown if you guys know him (I think everyone knows him lah, only I don’t know.. anyways this is not the main point.. LOL). H1N1 virus ‘finally’ arrived to Singapore on the 26th May’09. And of course everyone starts blaming Patient Zero for the virus. C’mon, face it. Even the minister says it’s a matter of time that H1N1 virus reaches Singapore. And it’s not like these people want to bring H1N1 back. So, please kindly leave them alone.