Wash Your Hands Too

I dowan you to touch me baby
You go toilet nair wash hand right?

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
You don’t want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body your body your body

H1N1 is confirm no fun
Be careful where you go, US or Mexico
If you have temperature that mean you got fever
Don’t just take honey, this flu is not farny

Maybe it’s time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather, must bring ther-mo meter
Stick it in your armpit or down there!

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Though the level is yellow
Don’t be dirty fellow
You better wash your body your body your body

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body your body your body

I know you use finger, don’t let the smell linger
I know you dig gold, and wipe on some pole
You scratch your backside, and think you can hide
You play your below, take ice from my Milo

Maybe it’s time to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don’t be a spreader, we stay clean together
We’ll pick the kutus from each other’s hair!

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
If you think you’re infected
Don’t blur block go Orchard
Don’t pass to somebody somebody somebody

When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They dowan your body your body your body

Back in the days when we only took a bath monthly now
Looking at you I feel, as sick Kim Jong Ill
Your breath smell like kimchi, you see
There’s no vaccine eugene
Go wash your body
Your body your body, wash your hands too

This is the song by Mr. Brown if you guys know him (I think everyone knows him lah, only I don’t know.. anyways this is not the main point.. LOL). H1N1 virus ‘finally’ arrived to Singapore on the 26th May’09. And of course everyone starts blaming Patient Zero for the virus. C’mon, face it. Even the minister says it’s a matter of time that H1N1 virus reaches Singapore. And it’s not like these people want to bring H1N1 back. So, please kindly leave them alone.

Alright man! We went for Aaron Kwok‘s concert (complimentary tickets from Lawrence) tonight and it’s really happening (despite me not understand most of the Cantonese songs that he sang)! The concert lasted for 3 hours!

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I met up with Teck Yong and Alvin at about 6p.m for dinner before heading to Indoor Stadium for the concert. So we went to Old Airport Rd Hawker Centre for dinner. It’s my first time there, and I guess it might the last time too. Hahaha.

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And then we headed to the Indoor Stadium for the concert! It’s been a while since I last watched a concert, and I think the last one was Jay Chou’s concert (which was last janurary!). And because he sang cantonese songs in the beginning of the concert and during the concert, he converse using cantonese, Arene has to do some translation for me because I don’t really understand. Ha!

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What amazes me in the concert was the 360 degrees (which he said was 450 degrees because his mandarin is not very good) turning stage! This was import in fro Hong Kong. And it’s really cool loh. You gotta be there to experience the atmosphere. And, I really love the stage! OMG.

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And of course I did took some pictures from the concert and did some recording of his most popular mandarin songs. =]

He was playing the piano and singing at the same time. After the song, he claimed that he can’t play piano for hell and he learn this song just for this concert to show his sincerity. How touching.

After that he sang his 1st chinese song that was so popular when I was still young. Have you got it right? Yes, the title is 对你爱不完! Oh man, and the popular dance steps which I bet even the younger generation also know one loh.

And of course, as an audience, when the concert ends you have to shout “ENCORE” loudly so that the singer will return to the stage and sing us more songs, which he did. He was giving his little speech which was so funny (I mean, everything that he say sounds funny to me)

And then when he came back for the 1st encore, he sang another famous song. Have you got it? Para Para Sakura~~

and one more nice song, which I don’t know the title.

After these 2 songs, we thought it was over and was about to walk away then we heard shouting and we hurried back. So he sang 2 more songs.

Sorry peeps if the quality sucks. Because all these are taken using my Nokia hp. =P And it’s time to sleep now! Good night people~

Woooohoooo! Maybe I should just do some update on the places I have been to these few days. I am referring to places where I have not been to for delicious food. And of course, some just suck lah.

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First, I went to Xin Wang TAIWAN Cafe (Citylink) for dinner. And they don’t allow photography of their food and menu. What a big time disappointment. I was told by one of the staff there when I was taking pictures of their menu because I find it cute. And the waiting time for MY food is a little long (perhaps I was too hungry to wait), and I guess I just don’t like to eat so much mee sua.

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I went to White Dog Cafe (Vivo City). Was there once before with Darling to celebrate her birthday. Ordered some snacks and soups which I think it’s good. But when my Aglio Olio came, I was a little disappointed. Because it doesn’t taste like one. Other than that the atmosphere is not too bad.

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Wooooohooooo! Decided to go Jack’s Place for dinner because I haven’t been there before. So I went to the one at Bugis with Wilson after work. Ordered a N.Z Ribeye steak for myself because the U.S Ribeye eye is out of my budget. Not too bad considering I ordered a cheaper version of the ribeye (medium) for myself. Heehee.

That’s all for now folks. I am sure I will go places where I have not been to before soon. LOL.

I was talking to TY about boobs. Small boobs, and big boobs. And realizing that guys would prefer big boobs, it was so disappointing. I mean hearing it from someone you like is even worse. Of course, boobs does boost the confident of a girl. So what happens when a girl like me who was born with small boobs? Hopeless? Love-less? I don’t know. So I wanted to hear the views of different people. I know there are guys out there who doesn’t mind small boobs, but still if I am given a choice, I want bigger boobs too. So I posted this on facebook.

Jaymee Tan ‘if all guys loves big boobs, den who loves me?’

May 25 at 11:21pm · Comment · LikeUnlike · Show Feedback (71)Hide Feedback (71)

You, Yuanwen Lim, Alan Kng Teck Yong and Faezah Kapten Penn like this.

Yuanwen Lim, Alan Kng Teck Yong and Faezah Kapten Penn like this.

Don Tay Chor Wei at 11:21pm May 25

😡

Lau Yung Quan at 11:25pm May 25

lol, this is funny.. but not all guys love big boobs.. so you are fine.. lol.. =X

WingKin le Ros at 11:26pm May 25

If you claim ALL guys love big boobs… then no choice lioa… welcome to the world of lesbian…..

Anyway.. God loves everyone~~!

Teo Choon Kiat at 11:30pm May 25

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alvin Neo at 11:31pm May 25

why?your bf commented that you are mini boob-er??

WingKin le Ros at 11:34pm May 25

before you guys got together, you got big boobs?

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 11:44pm May 25

haha u see..so many guys love u…so dun worry k…

Jaymee Tan at 11:50pm May 25

hahahaha! see, we were discussing if man loves big boobs. and the conclusion is.. GUYS LOVE BIG BOOBS. So, i am mini boobs, so i think no guys LOVE me.

Eddy Giovanni Yap at 11:53pm May 25

haha…”useable” can liao…

Jaymee Tan at 11:53pm May 25

wat use-able?

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 11:54pm May 25

haha k la.. i love gals with boobs but not too big not too small.. so not consider guys love big boobs..

Jaymee Tan at 11:55pm May 25

Eeeeeekkkyer!

U bluff one. just now u say u LOVE big boobs. zzz

Ernest Lin at 12:12am May 26

breast implants ?

Pom Figueroa at 12:12am May 26

Can I butt in? Well I just did hehe

Personality and attitude does matter… 🙂

Jaymee Tan at 12:13am May 26

breast implants? u think cheap and not dangerous meh?

GUYS!!!!

Pom, u’re right. HALF.

Ernest Lin at 12:18am May 26

the other half is big boobs

Jaymee Tan at 12:19am May 26

yes.

see, ernest.. i know what u like. u like big boobs. lol

Ernest Lin at 12:20am May 26

No , I like Personality and attitude !!!! :D:D:D

Jaymee Tan at 12:21am May 26

DUN bluff. LOL!

Lau Yung Quan at 12:22am May 26

please don’t go implants or what.. given your size you look funny with big boobs.. zzz..

Jaymee Tan at 12:22am May 26

Really meh? I think u’re nv see me with big boobs before that y u think looks weird. lol

Don Tay Chor Wei at 12:30am May 26

NO!!.. ur frame not equal

Ernest Lin at 12:31am May 26

can adjust 1.Don’t need to be that big 😀 Anyway , I don’t like the idea of silicon implants , too fake.

Jaymee Tan at 12:33am May 26

wah lao. so sad leh. i m fated with small boobs.

Rebecca Khoo at 12:42am May 26

lol~ babe, yea all guys LIKE BIG BOOBS.
but it’s more impt that they love who u r. Otherwise, forget it nia.

Jaymee Tan at 12:44am May 26

hahaha. mayb today the guy say nvm lah, i accept ur small boobs. a few yrs later he say “go do implant leh. i like big ones” how?

Don Tay Chor Wei at 12:45am May 26

then throw him away

Jaymee Tan at 12:46am May 26

after married liao leh? hw to throw liao?

Don Tay Chor Wei at 12:47am May 26

Hmmm..

Jaymee Tan at 12:49am May 26

see. this is a holy trap. ha

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 12:49am May 26

haha ya character most important..give u sillicon or saline boobs also no use..dun forget i use heart to see ppl..lol boobs dun too big.. very er.. juz nice can liao..

haiz ok ka ok la i love small boobs…small boobs 萬岁 !!!!!!

Jaymee Tan at 12:52am May 26

see. next time i will say u hv prejudice against small boobs.

Rebecca Khoo at 12:54am May 26

lol~ TY, dun try to defend anymore. yue miao yue hei~ lol!

Jaymee Tan at 1:05am May 26

Hahahaha!

Shaiful Busari at 1:07am May 26

Wow what a discussion.

Ain’t no denying guys like big boobs largely thanks to community and media brainwash. (Well maybe just Baywatch in me case?)

And why do guys want them big? Well, just to fuck and again thanks to the media and community. (I blame this on the US porns!)… Read More

If he don’t love you for who you are,(not withstanding bad attitude and personality) hell why you are you wit him?

Self-Respect Babe =]

Jaymee Tan at 1:21am May 26

wooooooohooooo!

Shaiful, u’re the best. =D

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 1:24am May 26

haha tats rite man exactly…bif use eyes to see which means ya looks.. no point cos u will get old one day.. if use feelings.. after u marry le confirm the feeling faded liao as times goes by..so personality/character most important..haha dun get too sad cos boobs too small …lol no worries de..more confidence..

beca : i not defending myself la haha…dun try to push everything to me..lol

Rebecca Khoo at 1:25am May 26

lol~! =P

Jaymee Tan at 1:30am May 26

really meh?

Margaret Tan at 9:14am May 26

aiya, if they want big boobs then tell them to give u $$$ for implant. no $$$ then shut the fcuk up.

Margaret Tan at 9:16am May 26

and all these personality/character thing is more important….LOAD OF BULLSHIT. never watch TV meh? men with good wives always go mess ard with big boobs women. u think that’s fake?

Yuanwen Lim at 9:32am May 26

Guys love big boobs la, just slightly larger than how much their hands can contain. But they do hate you having a big brain, it must be smaller than their ego…much smaller….

Yings Chew at 9:52am May 26

i think u r doing fine! too big become coconut tree!

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 9:54am May 26

haha quite true but not all lit tat de la…cannot 一竹杆打翻整船人. sorry chinese not gd.character/personality dun u think is way more important than anything?perhaps tats the thing tat attracts me..i’m not sure wat other guys opinion.if the gal got boobs but the character/personality lit sHit can throw away liao..no point..
well i find tat if nice figure and gd gals v common liao,so wats the special thing tat make them different and outstanding? i would say character,brains,its the things they do,how they talk and mingle ard, how they execute things,wats their thinking and ETC attracts me.

haha if give me a lady’s boobs larger than my hand..very scary wor..er xin seriously ..so juz nice is still the best..
generally all men got different taste so cannot take wat i say…… Read More
haha i dun mind if the lady is alot smarter than me.. i dun mind someone can help me plan and think also..very tired man..

Margaret Tan at 11:03am May 26

hmmm. someone here obviously haven’t met a lady with boobs larger than his hands

Margaret Tan at 11:08am May 26

no offense intended :S

Jaymee Tan at 11:48am May 26

naturally, guys are attracted to big boobs. So even if they say they DON’T MIND small boobs, they would still PREFER big boobs. You see huh. When a guy says he dun mind small boobs, and ended up cheating on you, the reason you get is “i prefer bigger boobs”. Else, when you guys quarrel, guys will start to give crude remarks like “ur boobs so small…” and all sorts of crude remarks that you can think of.

Sometimes what happens in drama, happens in real life as well. Reality is such. Sigh.

Shaiful Busari at 11:48am May 26

Haha I’m sure hez seen someone with enormously large boobs. Its more of “has he tried?” =x

Jaymee Tan at 12:15pm May 26 via Facebook Mobile

hahahaha. Omg.

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 1:22pm May 26

marg:HAHA no worries understand.Larger than hands eee..of course met big boobs before.tried anot tat 1 dun need 2say.LOL HAHA tats why i prefer boobs juz nice can le.LOL if i wan big boobs not a prob but wats e point.even u ask me btwin a supermodel face wif gd figure,leggy but no character/personality sucks gal and a below avg no fugure but has gd… Read More personality gal i’ll go 4the 2nd 1.imagine couples are old le, everyting areadi felt jaded, tts e time when character /personality comes in hand.juz lit u often see 2 old couples stil so loving & so cute.no offense cos evry1 has diff views.i’m not trying 2convince tt character /personality is most impt but 2me it is.

hoon: wat u say is true.. but if u ask me 2choose stil will prefer mid size.not gorilla..LOL sory big boob gals!! wow who quarrel with u,say ya boobs small.cruel man.tat guy is a bum.perhaps they are juz giving excuses to leave…

shaiful: i prefer good sex,good sex means good marriage

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 1:27pm May 26

there’s always these saying: 家花永远没有比野花美，野花永远没有比家花香。so if a guy wans to find someone with him for the rest of his life… he’ll go the 2nd type i mention (if gorgeous then heng lor..a bonus). if he wans to play and go club grind most guys will choose the 1st type..

Jaymee Tan at 1:45pm May 26

So now you prefer MID size huh?

Prejudice against small boobs. haha.

Well, if a guy wants to leave, he can give you 1001 reasons WHY WE SHOULDN’T BE TOGETHER ANYMORE. By saying “i prefer big boobs” is just one of the reasons he wants to leave after he said “i love small boobs”.

Shaiful Busari at 2:04pm May 26

LOL thats the most crappiest reason to give for a breakup.

TeckYong: Good sex = good marriage?

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If only it is that simple =]

Jaymee Tan at 2:09pm May 26

Hohohoho! u will never know leh shaiful. maybe people ended up divorcing because no big boobs oso. LOL.

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 2:26pm May 26

hoon: wat me? LOL i all the way nv change..mid boobs lo.. i nv prejudice leh.. if no boobs then no boobs no choice..respect god’s creation..
haha if the guy says this kinda lame reason then u can see how eager he wans to leave..

shaiful: good practices ba i guess..gd sex means gd marriage is only 1 of the reason..alot of things to consider..
once someone told me: why would i have to find another wife when i have the best wife/lady in my world..

Jaymee Tan at 3:19pm May 26

hahaha. REALLY HUH? =|

Yuanwen Lim at 7:21pm May 26

visualise this: when those guys read the line ‘boobs larger than their hands’. They will have both their hands held up in a bowl shape, staring at them and exclaim : ‘wow’.

Jaymee Tan at 7:42pm May 26 via Facebook Mobile

hahahhaa. I can really visualize it man. and then they will go ‘woooohooooo!’ lol.

Yuanwen Lim at 7:44pm May 26

and the ‘squeese abit’ (boing-boing) movement.

Shaiful Busari at 7:45pm May 26

“WooooooHooooooooO!”

Jaymee Tan at 7:50pm May 26 via Facebook Mobile

muahahahahahahaha. damnit. Lols.

Yuanwen Lim at 8:02pm May 26

true, jaymee… when the guy loves you, he think you have supermodel boobs. When he is sick of you, he think he is hugging another man!!!

Yuanwen Lim at 8:02pm May 26

*thinks

Jaymee Tan at 8:05pm May 26 via Facebook Mobile

sad-ed. But the thing is, these days love is: mon – thurs he call me baby. Fri – sun he call others baby. small boobs + these days love = sad-ed.

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 9:56pm May 26

HAHA seems lit u met alot of bums outside tat makes u think this way..tats juz too bad..

Jaymee Tan at 9:22am May 27

it’s not abt the guys i met. it more like what i see from the world.

Alan Kng Teck Yong at 10:19pm May 27

HAHA then u need a gd guy to change ya world..gd men all shy away..so u juz have to find..lol

So, what do you think?

I am tired from waiting, explaining, and sharing.

Today is a horrible horrible day!

1. I tripped on the stairs in front of the Mcdonald’s at TBP when I was on my way to work.
2. I passed my water bottle thinking that’s walkie talkie to Arene.
3. I must be the world’s clumsiest person because I had one blue black on my leg which I don’t know where it came from
4. I was looking out for TY at Cineleisure, I saw him and hit on ANOTHER PERSON. Holy crap. And this is so embarrassing ok. I was looking at TY and hit on another person thinking that’s him. And when the person looked at me, I was so shocked. But this is how I bumped into a friend whom I have not met for almost 6 years counting to 7 years. His name is Jon Chean. Yea. Coincidentally, the person I hit was him. Ha! I am so lucky. Haha.

After work, I went to Lucky Plaza for dinner with TY and Alvin. And yes, we are going to watch Aaron Kwok’s concert this Saturday. How exciting right? It’s complimentary tickets from Lawrence. Woooohooooo~

Some times, I hate to talk to TY. Don’t ask me why. So terrible. Really.

And I did something crude. I SMSed Nicholas, told him not to SMS/call me again. Am I very bad? I hate to have someone thinking of me only when his current relationship is not going on well. Sucks.

My weekend is gone in a blink of eye. Time pass so fast until I can barely catch up with it. I was working on Saturday, and I couldn’t find Remi because he overslept. Lucky for me, I got the facility office key from him on Friday. Phew. Else, I don’t know what to do because he only reach the office at 9.30a.m. And then 2 of the lecturers have notes to print. At the same time, we discovered that some classes are not booked or they are not reflected on the system. Luckily by the time we discover all these, Remi came in already. And then, I went to cityhall to meet Wilson for lunch. After that, I went home around 5plus p.m to wash up before meeting Yuan Wen and her friend for some singing session. LOL. We didn’t take pictures because Yuan Wen doesn’t like the idea. Doesn’t matter lah. So after singing, I meet up with Teck Yong and Alvin for “Night at The Museum 2“. Wearing just shorts and slippers, we head to Cineleisure. LOL.

After watching this movie, I think the movie is not as funny as the first one. Oh well. The guys were so tired until they fell asleep in the theater. And by the time I reached home was already 4plus a.m.

Today meet up with Teck Yong and Alvin for dinner today. While I was waiting for TY to reply my MSN, I fell asleep and only wake up when Alvin ring me. LOL. We went to Farmart for dinner! I think it’s my 2nd time there. The 1st time I went there was ages ago. Let’s see what did we order,

1. Ribs
2. Stingy Ray
3. Cereal prawns
4. Chicken wings
5. Veg in Sambal
6. 2 bowls of rice each (because Alvin couldn’t finish half bowl, he passed it to TY.)

After dinner, we went to play bowling. And my scores sucks lah. I can’t play bowling at all. LOL. No talent. And because TY‘s back hurts so much that he couldn’t concentrate on bowling, so Alvin and I continued. After that Alvin sent us home. And here I am sitting in front of my laptop, typing this entry. But I am not sure if my sentence sounds right. It doesn’t matter right? Because I think my brain is not function properly now.

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when I woke up this morning, and saw a missed call from Nicholas Gan, I was pretty surprised. Because it’s been ages since we last contacted. I smsed him with doubt because I thought he might have called me by accident. So he replied saying he called me to see if I am still outside and to chat with me.. But, I still don’t think I have anything to chat with him. He only thought of me in the middle of the night. Why? He called me 6a.m.

Can u hear that? My heart just broke into million pieces.

From Drop Box

Nice bouquet of flowers. By receiving this bouquet of flowers, this person surprises me. Because I wasn’t expecting this at all. It was a surprise indeed. And since it’s a surprise that surprises me, I was left speechless. Sigh.

And, this is the first bouquet of flowers I receive this year. So pathetic. Sigh-ed

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Anyways, it’s been a long time since I last updated my blog. So I think it’s time for me to do some update since I don’t feel that sleepy right now.

I went for dinner @ Ma Maison last Wednesday (13th May) with Wilson. And I like the decoration of the place, because it’s unique. And the food is quite nice, but too bad it’s in a small potions. I have been there with Kerine and Don before. But back then, I didn’t own a camera so I couldn’t really take any pictures of the place (and it’s not like I took alot now). LOL. Ok, this is totally not related. I just want to mention their names here. =] Anyways, after dinner.. we went to play pool and HIS betting stake was, loser has to eat 2 cakes. And that loser is ME obviously. KNS. After that I went to meet TY to talk cock and then head back home.

I know it’s been a few days since I am back from my holiday. I m just too lazy to update everything now. Perhaps, I will SLOWLY update my trip ok? Muahahaha. Just wait patiently. =]