Sometimes I really hate to talk to guys. I mean guys in general. Why?

It makes me wonder where is the location of their brain, because I suspect it’s not at the usual location. Why so?

I was talking to this person,

Me: Hey, I am taking up driving lessons for fun because I am a little bit gian (in English: tempted) to get the license after seeing almost everyone around me got one.
Him: You learn driving? OMG!
Me: Cannot meh? *feel like stabbing him to death*
Him: Nevermind lah, I am going to take my license too and I surely get my license before you do.

Ok, my main point was, this person hasn’t even went for his basic theory test. It’s good to have confident, but the thing is, I am not asking him a question. If I am talking to a girl the scenario will be different.

Me: Hey, I am taking up driving lessons for fun because I am a little gian to get the license after seeing almost everyone around me got one.
Her: Ok, so have you gone for your basic theory/final theory or you are doing your practical already?
Me: I passed my basic and final theory liao, and now I am at the practical stage. *smile*
Her: Oh my! That’s so fun!

See, totally different. Sometimes, I was wondering, Ok, what’s your main point for showing off to me that you are going to get the license before me? Duh, I am not even in a competition with him or what. And most importantly, I am not even asking him a question.

Another reason why I don’t really like to talk to guys is because, I find their language a little too rough for me to understand. As in, they love to speak in chinese + hokkien. I admit I suck at hokkien because I find hokkien is a very rough dialect.

Him: I am wondering why guys like to piah (in english, it’s called sexual intercourse, in short: SEX) you leh. You don’t even attract me a little when it comes to sex.
Me: *speechless*

I mean, imagine a married guy goes around telling his best friend that every night he reached home and he will piah his wife before going to bed. Ha, how stupid it sound. I mean even the younger kids say such things like “Today I go to my girlfriend’s house and her parents not around, so I have a chance to piah……“. This is the scenario I am thinking now. I realized, only those ah bengs who loves to use words like piah to replace the word MAKE LOVE. I don’t know why, but piah sounds disgusting to me.

Imagine, your boyfriend loves to hao lian (boasting) around the fact that you make love with him for the first time but he sound like this: “wah lao eh, bro I tell you, last night I finally got chance to piah her alrdy. Shiok sia.“. And the more civilized way to say: “Last night, me and my girlfriend make love for the first time.”. And it really sounds different.

And then when I was talking to this friend, complaining how broke I am, he’s comparing him to me.

Me: Wah lao (Goodness!), I am so broke leh.
Him: I am broke also.
Me: Stupid siah (siah is just an extra word used in hokkien)! I just got my pay on the 14th nia and I left with less than $400!
Him: Me worse loh, I only left with less than $200

I mean, c’mon lah! My pay is triple of his NS pay, of cos it looks like I have more money than him lah. Obviously when U divide here and there, it’s almost the same loh. And I wasn’t trying to compare with him HOW BROKE WE ARE. Doh.

I mean, I know I am thinking too much. But I really cannot tahan (tolerate) the way guys speak as if their brain are placed somewhere near their arse.

ARGH! It’s just a random entry. Not suitable for children below 18years old.